Ripped from the Advertisment section of the Heavenly Herald:

 

 

 

Need a gram of Grace or a pound of patience?  Do you ever find yourself  without mercy when you really need it? 

 

Well fear no more, we here at Brother Timothy's Grocery Store invite you to try our Glory's Delivery service.  Yep that's right, you ask you shall recieve all for no charge!! 

 

Oh yes Christ believers you heard me, no charge at all.  Not for the item nor the delivery.  All you have to do is contact Jesus via prayer and hang on tight!  Your blessings will be delivered as soon as you need it!!  Not a second too soon or an hour too late. 

 

That's right Christ belivers. Just hit your knees or go into your secret closet and make the request.  Jump on it now, you don't have as much time as you think!!